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Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids
by Rob Elliott
Q: Why wouldn't the lion eat the clown?
A: He tasted funny.
Q: Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach?
A: It didn't want to peel.
Q: Where does a ship go when it's not feeling well?
A: To see the dock-tor.
Q: Why was the nose feeling sad?
A: It was tired of getting picked on.
Q: Why wouldn't the lion eat the clown?
A: He tasted funny.
Q: Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach?
A: It didn't want to peel.
Q: Where does a ship go when it's not feeling well?
A: To see the dock-tor.
Q: Why was the nose feeling sad?
A: It was tired of getting picked on.