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my wife asked me a question that's just not nice...

warthog

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...We were watching TV about the Gov't buying clunkers,and she said"HEY!!!I I got an idea-if the gov't is giving up to $4500 vouchers for clunker cars;I wonder how much I would get for an old clunker HUSBAND???" It was NOT funny-ALTHOUGH,if I had come up with it first for old clunker wives;Im SURE it woulda been a different matter:rofl:
 
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1 Corinthians 13
Love
1 If I speak in the tongues[a] of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. 2 If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. 3 If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing. 4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails.

"You should get rid of your cold, frozen formality as soon as possible. You need to cultivate feelings of tenderness and friendliness in your everyday life. You should exhibit true courtesy and Christian politeness. The heart that really loves Jesus loves those for whom He died. Just as truly as the needle points to the pole, so will the true follower of Christ, with a spirit of earnest labor, seek to save souls for whom Christ has given His life. Working for the salvation of sinners will keep the love of Christ warm in the heart and will give that love a proper growth and development."
 
Hi WG Steve.....I like your and your wife's sense of humor and know neither one of you mean the other is a "clunker" and love one another very much! You have a good wife and she and you like to dig the other a little once in awhile to keep the laughter and love flowing between you! Laughter is good for the soul! God's Word is like a medicine unto the soul too, so keep reading His Word and keep the faith in God from Whom all blessings flow! Amen! :angel: God Bless! Betty
 
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