OK, I'll admit that I'm a bit excited since I've rediscovered metal detecting, but my wife called me crazy this morning when she discovered my new (albeit dirt covered) Teknetics Delta on the side of our bed. "What.. Now you're sleeping with it?!!... get that thing out of here!!!" So now one of them has to go. Who's got any advice for this love struck rookie?
You might suggest her going to the spare bedroom. Once you hand her your first gold ring recovery, all will be well. Unless, of course, it takes you a while to find one, then, it might take 2. Oh, the crosses we have to bear.

