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Frog & Fisherman
A woman was overheard bragging up her husband.
This is what she had to say...
My husband is 67 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
"Pick me up."
He looked around but could not see any one.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again say,
"Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog.
My husband said,
"Are you talking to me?"
The frog said,
"Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen
and will give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed of."
My husband looked at the frog for a short time
and then reached over and picked it up before carefully placing it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said,
"Are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?
Kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."
My husband opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Naah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.
A woman was overheard bragging up her husband.
This is what she had to say...
My husband is 67 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
"Pick me up."
He looked around but could not see any one.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again say,
"Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog.
My husband said,
"Are you talking to me?"
The frog said,
"Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen
and will give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed of."
My husband looked at the frog for a short time
and then reached over and picked it up before carefully placing it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said,
"Are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?
Kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."
My husband opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Naah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.