Waiting waiting for truck have one daughter posted outside.Then what do i hear not 12 twelve tiny reindeer but the sound of ups truck in the distance.i start to jump up but the 220 lbs seem to be stuck in chair ,finally i start to move like a ballerina across the floor jump over one dog and then the next dog don't step on the cat watch out for gerbil and i think i see the bunny rabbit run the other way move faster than superman now i plow through what is ever in the way my other daughter spins like a top as i pass and wife jumps back as i head for the door.making it outside my daughter i posted doesn't know what iam doing waving my hands in the air and pointing,I say cant you hear him she looks me as though iam a crazy old man i seez he two street over i can hear as i pace the front lawn,then the look on my daughter face, she says look down the street it UPS ,i seez i told you think I'm nuts or something!So as he comes down the street iam on my lawn jumping and flaying my arms he start to slow he seez me he seez me then he stop across the street and two houses down my thought i cant print i start moving across the lawn trying to yell, this guys at the wrong house i have to stop him as my cartoon feet start to spin iam making my way across the lawn then i seez him pull a big package off the truck wouldn't know it the neighbor ordered some garbage then he hops back in his truck and start to move and iam making my way toward the street if he doesn't pull over iam going to try and block the truck as he moves closer i see him smiling and i see a package in his hand as he draws closer i see light like a rainbow dancing a round behind his his head as i would see a religious icon and he looking at me and iam scared to cast my eyes upon him as though he is blessing me he stop and reaches toward me with the package in hand and seez you been waiting for this as he hands it to me i kiss the ring on his finger and thank him a thousand times he picked, he picked me, as like Santa clause he smiles and wave enjoy have a nice day and pulls away leaving such a joy in my heart i dance back in the house and every one is happy i open the package and there it sits as though it were gold i pick it up and stare in awe.I look at my wife and she smile and says your on your own captain take off and i fly out the door with my ace 250 and new Excelerator coil in hand Smile from ear to ear. Now you know the rest of the story.