On the light side...

[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

[size=large] Scotty McBane was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind Lord, I found one'

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[TwoRivers]

You won't need it....we're having a ball game and you're up to bat next...

 

[Craig in Alabama]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

[size=large]Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
The man said, 'I do, Father'
The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall'
Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.
'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'
The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'[/size]

 

[Magyar]

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[General Ray]

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[charlie (ky)]

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[Elson(La)]

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[Elson(La)]

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