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Dave E., Eric, and other denizens of the PI tech forum,
I've been away from PI for nearly 10 years since discovering an opportunity for entertainment on this forum three weeks ago. So, I haven't tried to keep up on PI patents.
BEWARE THE SEARCH ENGINE ON THE US PATENT OFFICE'S WEBSITE! It misses huge amounts of stuff that it should be finding. One day just to test it, I tried to find my own patents and came up empty-handed. It also missed '624 Candy although it found a couple other Candy patents. It'll usually find patents if you tell it the number, but on other types of searches it's terrible.
PATENT OF THE DAY
When you read a Candy patent, prepare to be enveloped in an obliterative miasma of obfuscational murk, an overage of garbage verbiage, leading to a condition of brain paralysis before you can get halfway down the page. Darn, that attorney is good.
I haven't digested the whole thing yet-- that'd take years, and you still wouldn't know for sure what you'd eaten. But, I found some interesting stuff in there. Some of I rather like, actually.
Unfortunately my business interests preclude me from disclosing at this time what I found there. But, if someone else finds the same thing or something better, and publishes it here, I will certainly applaud them.
--Dave J.
I've been away from PI for nearly 10 years since discovering an opportunity for entertainment on this forum three weeks ago. So, I haven't tried to keep up on PI patents.
BEWARE THE SEARCH ENGINE ON THE US PATENT OFFICE'S WEBSITE! It misses huge amounts of stuff that it should be finding. One day just to test it, I tried to find my own patents and came up empty-handed. It also missed '624 Candy although it found a couple other Candy patents. It'll usually find patents if you tell it the number, but on other types of searches it's terrible.
PATENT OF THE DAY
When you read a Candy patent, prepare to be enveloped in an obliterative miasma of obfuscational murk, an overage of garbage verbiage, leading to a condition of brain paralysis before you can get halfway down the page. Darn, that attorney is good.
I haven't digested the whole thing yet-- that'd take years, and you still wouldn't know for sure what you'd eaten. But, I found some interesting stuff in there. Some of I rather like, actually.
Unfortunately my business interests preclude me from disclosing at this time what I found there. But, if someone else finds the same thing or something better, and publishes it here, I will certainly applaud them.
--Dave J.