PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

[Butch in Colorado]

There are days (this being one of them) where this simply fits the mood............

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen​

 

[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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[Harry Kilmer]

: AMEN

 

[Craig in Alabama]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

[size=large] Fox News,

You really need to lose the intrusive, annoying advertisement pop-ups on your news page.... you can't be serious? It is insulting, angering, and not appreciated in the slightest. Try to have a little more class. I should be able to read a story without UNWANTED advertisements sprawling across the page and requiring me to click on the advertisement to get rid of it because the cursor passed over an advertisement mine. I swear, Fox News is getting as annoying as this administration with worthless pork. Hey, I know, why don't you just spit in peoples faces and get it done with?... Idiots!

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[Brian(upstateNY)]

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[General Ray]

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[Cierlast]

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[therick]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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