Marcia has this cat,13years old,that has done things that irritate me very highly.This morning when I got up,I discovered this cretin had done something so vile,I will not describe it.SO,SOON,something is going to be done about this situation.I am as mad as I have been in many years,but my old time temper didnt rear its'ugly head.I know this cat has not singled me out for a vendetta,thats crazy.Still,something has to be done,prayers please.
You had it coming though...as far as hes concerned, YOU moved in on HIS territory...If that cat had a facebook page, I wonder what kind of postings he'd be making about YOU!
Just be glad all he did was poop in your slippers...and maybe help strengthen your wonderful control over what used to be bad anger.
Just kidding! dont hurt that cat, he's not got too many years left anyway, and neither do we, so enjoy you little turf war with him while it lasts!.
Just think what a great man Marcia will think you are if you make friends with her cat! You were able to win her heart, so this should be no problem!...What else do you have to do this winter?
..'sides, it was meant to be funny and add a little humor to a tough situation..
Ma