Boudreaux and Gautreaux were very competitive when it came to their duck hunting dogs.
Boudreaux bought a new dog,name it Phideaux,and started to train it.When Phideaux was ready,Boudreaux took him to the duck blind for a test.After a while some ducks flew over and Boudreaux shot one (BANG).Phideaux took off at Boudreaux's signal,walked on top of the water to retrieve the duck,and he then walked back.
Boudreaux looked in disbelief.Then some more ducks flew over,and Boudreaux shot two of them(BANG-BANG).Sure enough,Phideaux retrieved both of them by walking on top the water.
At this point Boudreaux was really confused and though to himself,When I tell Gautreaux,he will t'ink I'm crazy,I don't want to tell him and let him t'ink I'm crazy.I'll have to invite him out here and let him see for himself."
A few dats later,Boudreaux and him friend Gautreaux went with there dogs to the duck blind.Some ducks flew over (BANG).One duck was hit.Phideaux walked on the water and retrieved the duck.Boudreaux looked at Gautreaux,who showed no expression on his face.
Some more ducks flew over. (BANG...BANG).Two ducks were down,Again,Phideaux walked on the water to retrieve de ducks.Gautreaux still showed no reaction.
Boudreaux couldn't stand it anymore. He ask Gautreaux"Have you noticed anything strange"bout Phideaux?" Gautreaux replied,Why I sure did,dat dog can't swim."
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Boudreaux bought a new dog,name it Phideaux,and started to train it.When Phideaux was ready,Boudreaux took him to the duck blind for a test.After a while some ducks flew over and Boudreaux shot one (BANG).Phideaux took off at Boudreaux's signal,walked on top of the water to retrieve the duck,and he then walked back.
Boudreaux looked in disbelief.Then some more ducks flew over,and Boudreaux shot two of them(BANG-BANG).Sure enough,Phideaux retrieved both of them by walking on top the water.
At this point Boudreaux was really confused and though to himself,When I tell Gautreaux,he will t'ink I'm crazy,I don't want to tell him and let him t'ink I'm crazy.I'll have to invite him out here and let him see for himself."
A few dats later,Boudreaux and him friend Gautreaux went with there dogs to the duck blind.Some ducks flew over (BANG).One duck was hit.Phideaux walked on the water and retrieved the duck.Boudreaux looked at Gautreaux,who showed no expression on his face.
Some more ducks flew over. (BANG...BANG).Two ducks were down,Again,Phideaux walked on the water to retrieve de ducks.Gautreaux still showed no reaction.
Boudreaux couldn't stand it anymore. He ask Gautreaux"Have you noticed anything strange"bout Phideaux?" Gautreaux replied,Why I sure did,dat dog can't swim."
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