Shall We Gather At The River :rofl:

[SeniorSeeker]

Hymn #365 This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to! If this brightened your day, keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the river.

 

[4EverHis102399]

Cute!

 

[7centsworth]

I wonder what the fish would swim like after all that.

 

[sweetdreams]

very cute

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the humor and a smile! With all that poured into the river, I think the fish would be flopping all over the place! May God Bless! Amen! Ma Betty

 

[Mike Chgo area]

n/t