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Susan G Komen, Flying Squirrels, and The Sand Cat Guy

mudpuppy

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For the past few years, I've gotten to know the Sand Cat Guy who is on the beach early pulling the rake...we talk everyday, and he is a huge help to me...yesterday morning he told me there was going to be a big Susan G Komen stand-up paddleboard event at one particular mediocre beach...so I drove down there yesterday afternoon to take a look...Man! Huge crowd! All paddleboarding! The Susan G website said the turnout was better than their last event in Miami...I believe it, Havnt seen this many Women together outside a quilting bee!... could hardly sleep last night in anticipation of all the gold!:drool:

Well, I hit it at 5am, small beach, perfect for the 70 in the dark, takes no time to sweep the whole thing...popping clad and cans to be danged! Got this stuff and $1.30 in cans, a fine set of footwear that should fit the Wife,...one of the pennies is a wheaty, go figure?.[attachment 316128 july12-15.jpg]

Hit the picnic area and got myself this fine piece of unattended cake for breakfast! Complete with utensils, and the person even had the decency to cover it with that other plate for me![attachment 316129 july12-15-1.jpg]

Sort of funny to see Garrett headphones on the F70 huh? Well, I use waterproof blue phones on my AtPro, I cut and soldered a right angle plug to the stock garretts to use on my 70...seems to work just fine...Now, regarding the Flying Squirrel...

I recently purchased one of those screen doors that has a strip of magnets down the middle, pretty slick set up, you just walk right through it and it closes itself! My little rotten little dog PaiMei tore the hell out of our standard screen door on account of he hates squirrels, chipmunks, and other assorted rodents and isnt smart enough or tall enough to use the door knob..Wife has been hollering at me to get the door re-screened, but I thought, that's no good, he will just tear that up too...so I picked up the magnetic screen door thingy at Bed Bath and Bedamned...and it works just fine, except any old thing can come crawling into your house!:rofl:

So Yesterday afternoon, me and PaiMei were watching Shark Week, and I see something move out of the corner of my eye in the kitchen...it was a baby Flying Squirrel! Luckily, PaiMei was sort of half asleep, so I got up and eased over towards the mitten basket to get myself a glove, and gently started in pursuit! We have tile floors, with carpeting on the stairs, which makes no sense, but anyway...the poor little thing is not as fast as a 'munk, or a standard issue tree rat, with all that skin, they sort of hop and flop like an animated dishrag with feet, like the magic carpet in the Alladin movie...I was trying to gently move it towards the door to shoo it out of the house, and having a bit of success when PaiMei all of a sudden woke up and saw it!

Thats when all Hell broke loose! With a low growl, Pai came screeching across the tile, trying to gain traction, the poor little squirrel gave up hope of making it to the door and flew down the basement stairs into the laundry basket! Pai dove in after him! The Squirrel, somehow made it out unnoticed and unscathed and climbed up on top of the railing and made an awkward dishtowely ascent up past me and up into the upstairs bathroom! Where I cornered the little guy and bravely snatched him up...[attachment 316130 squirrel.jpg]
I carried him outside and gently let him go...Pai was still rooting around in the laundry basket, like the stupid little dope he is...I feel good that I can out hunt a dog half my age, although I'm sure I'll get in trouble if the Wife finds out and have to get the standard screen door repaired...a guy cant have wildlife wandering around in the house on a daily basis. [attachment 316131 squirrel-1.jpg]
Mud
 
Where to begin! Clothes, coins, cake, wild animals and a dog on a hospital bed! You got some material worthy of a Bathroom Reader novel!

One must be careful reading this stuff drinking the morning coffee. I'd hate to spit it all over my tablet, I'm out of warranty!!

Cake looks good, any idea what they were celebrating? Maybe a nice "welcome home" from jail celebration or a cute lesbian marriage :drinking:

Hope your wife likes the shoes and you got a fine cap too! Now you don't even have to brush your hair before you head out to detect! Just throw your new hat on :rofl:

Congrats again!

diggindad
 
Thanks boys..I dont know how come I made a double post? I was drinking yesterday, as is my custom, since I dont have healthcare, its a form of over the shelf medicine, so maybe that?

Regarding the toe, I think it was a spider bite Doc...it blew up like a little smokey sausage, itched and peeled, its still a bit red, but nothing like you are dealing with on your busted leg..good eye there, and thank you for your concern! Hope you are healing well and comfortable and get to hunt soon!

DD, I have no hair, just a big old busted up bald noggin...scarred and dinged up so bad I look like Mr Potato head! Little kids try to pull my ears off even! I got a big dent in the top of it, and if I'm outside in the rain, a puddle forms there and birds come down to take a bath! My head is so big, my Little League coach made me wear a 5 gal bucket for a batting helmet! I have been mistaken for a Sperm Whale occasionally, and have the harpoon scars to prove it!...

I sell all those caps at the Garage sale to various and sundry hat afficianados...I won a 'Fisher Hat' by guessing how many coins were in a jar once here on the Forum..I wear that one just because I never win anything, I cant win a door prize at a Christmas Party...my Luck comes in other forms, like having a tolerant Wife, decent health, and a car that nobody would steal...:thumbup:

I shoulda kept that Flying Squirrel as a 'Poor Mans' drone! I coulda outfitted him with a GoPro and had him do some flyovers! That was one cute little critter alright! I bet if I had taken the time to train him, so he would sit on my shoulder and come along with me, he would a been a hit with the ladies too!:rofl: I coulda posed as some sort of Woodland Hippy, which chicks dig, or presented myself as a crazy LOTR wizard like Radagast..?.
Mud
 
Wow Mud your dog is a little terror with other animals lol. Sittin' there on the bed lookin' all pretty "I'm a good dog" look. Waiting for their next hopeless victim. Glad big daddy was in the house when the flying squirrel showed up. Imagine if you fell asleep while watching shark week... you would of woken up to an episode of Wild Kingdom. with a graphic ending. Good save on the baby squirrel.

Good deal on the left over cake at the picnic area. A guy can get pretty hungry working up an appetite swinging a coil for several hours.

Glad your toe healed up. Drinking alcohol is a preventative health measure... The alcohol killed anything foreign in your blood stream and disinfected the wound site. All set! Next...
 
Hey I will take the flying squirrel next one you catch ! it can go with my wife's sugar glider what is one more animal to take care of . One dummy cat and 4 others and a sugar glider LOL I got nothing better to besides being on O2 24/7 good old PAH. If I had to chase that critter like you did MUD I would have been bent over gasping for air. GREAT STORY!!!!!
 
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