Tony N (Michigan)
Well-known member
When my mother was working she noticed on the message board at work this:
Thank God it's Friday!
So the next Monday my mother posted this:
Thank God it's Monday, and we have a job!
My mother was one of those women filled with wisdom and quick wit.
One day when the church service was over this lady came up to my mother and indignanty said: "You think you are better than everyone else since you always sit up front in church!" To which my mother quickly responded: "Oh, no, we just need being closer more than you.'
Our family of 15 took up the whole pew. We always sat in the 2nd pew. At what point is one considered humble? Is it the 3rd pew? or the last pew? Is there scientific evidence of humbleness and pew sitting?
Thank God it's Friday!
So the next Monday my mother posted this:
Thank God it's Monday, and we have a job!
My mother was one of those women filled with wisdom and quick wit.
One day when the church service was over this lady came up to my mother and indignanty said: "You think you are better than everyone else since you always sit up front in church!" To which my mother quickly responded: "Oh, no, we just need being closer more than you.'
Our family of 15 took up the whole pew. We always sat in the 2nd pew. At what point is one considered humble? Is it the 3rd pew? or the last pew? Is there scientific evidence of humbleness and pew sitting?
I liked the middle section and usually sat in the same seat when attending church! You know humans are creatures of habit.................good or bad! 
