This one is for Elson

[charlie (ky)]

You may need to be from the South or the "Redneck Riviera" (like me) to fully appreciate this!



The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman, a

Louisiana State University graduate, as President of the United States, Susan Boudreaux.



A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says,

'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'

'I don't think so. It's a 30 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be,

and my arthritis is acting up again.'

'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home.

A limousine will pick you up at your door.'

'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'

Oh Dad, replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the

best designer in New York.

'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.'


The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in

Washington, DC and I

 

[Ed SW Fla]

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[Craig in Alabama]

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