You know, I have been known to drink a few too many in my past and got away with it. I go to bars and usually have one beer and chat with friends. I am up here alone in the winter for the most part and that breaks up the evening.
I hear the locals batching about the cops. "The cops are out to get anyone that goes in a bar! Waaah. Mean old Cops!" I tell them that I have NEVER been pulled over by a cop that I have not deserved it and once pulled over I have never been treated badly. Now I know some have been but I am just speaking from my experience at the present time. I am seventy one years old and have not always been the innocent gentleman I am now
I also tell these guys, usually they are drunk at the time, that I hope the cops pick them up if they are drunk, I don't want to be on the road with a dang drunk out there. Most of the time they just say, "Yeah, I know what you mean" and try to change the subject.
I see guys and now days one hell of a lot of women get drunk on their arse and still think they can drive. Must be the youth. I was the same way and got away with it.
Now I usually have just one beer. I do not park behind the bar but across the street where a cop can see me walk to my car. On occasion I when in conversation with an interesting friend I will drink a couple. I am very aware of my speech. If there is any question I get up and walk to the john. I watch how I walk and if there is any unbalance I go back and drink water for a while. I have to be able to walk straight before I go to my car.
I have seen people be helped to their car and still drive away.
I pretty much despise young people that are exactly the way I was at their age. Back then I could not stand the old bastards that thought they knew all the answers. After all, I was young and my reflexes were better than the old fart.
I have had six friends from back then that felt the same way, they are all dead now.. Dumbasses
