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Top 10 Excuses to Tell Your Wife When She Finds Your New E-Trac! :yikes:

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Erik in NJ

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10. What? This old thing?

9. The cat dragged it in.

8. It's not mine, I'm beta-testing this unit for Minelab.

7. What metal detector? That's not a metal detector.

6. Oh honey, you just spoiled your surprise birthday gift.

5. I only bought it so I could find enough money to pay for $4 gas.

4. I found it on the way home.

3. You wouldn't want me to be the only guy on the block with an antique Explorer SE Pro?

2. The devil made me do it!

And the #1 excuse........

Did I complain about your 50 pairs of shoes? :rofl:
 
Just buy 2!!!---Tell her that you're just flat out comeing out in the open and not trying to hide anything!!!--Announce to her that you are buying the both of you a fine EARLY bithday present (she may even let you keep yours).---If that don't work-there's always that doghouse out back!!! :thumbup:
 
LOL..... And don't forget the classic....." Honey! Just think of all the diamond rings I gonna find for you with it!".
 
But just wait till she see's the Discover bill :surrender: but I'll just tell her "honey, just think about how nice that cashback bonus will be" :detecting:
 
Metal Detector !
What metal detector, the man in the shop said it was the latest auto robot hoover and because I luv you sooooooooooo much and wanted to lighten your work load, I didn't flinch at the price and got it just for you my darling :stars:
 
When they treat themselves to some new Paintball gun I write them the receipt AND give them the Wife/Girlfriend receipt which lists the same items but at a ridiculously reduced price. that way the woman won't make this face when she sees the bill.
 
:rofl: jeff & Maria and ALL OF YOU-----you're killin me!!---I KNEW whrn Erik started this one it was going to be a scream!! :clapping: :lmfao:
 
Just showed my wife this post on my iPhone - told her some guy wrote it - and she was laughing at it - loved the cat dragged it in! :rofl:
 
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