Marriage isn't always peaches and cream. There are disagreements at times, which can, unfortunately, turn physical. Like the case of the husband who got his paycheck on a Friday, but instead of going home, spent the weekend partying with his friends. He was confronted by his furious wife, who lectured him for hours about his lack of consideration. Finally, she said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
"That would be just fine with me!" the husband shouted back. Monday passed and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday came, and Wednesday too, but he still didn't see his wife. Finally on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
"That would be just fine with me!" the husband shouted back. Monday passed and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday came, and Wednesday too, but he still didn't see his wife. Finally on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
I like that one.
I know you wouldn't do that to Joan nor would she ever do it to you, unless you come home a drinkin' with lovin' on your mind! Just had to say that!!! 
One of Loretta Lynn's songs...she is a really good singer and her husband did not treat her too well at all! :sad: God Bless! Betty