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Well got cornered by those Metal Detecting Groupies

Dancer

Well-known member
Hadn't seen them for awhile. These gals keep track on the newest machines, how to's, and whose running a hot hand. So maybe a doz. of em over at a palvalion having a meeting. While minding my business trying to scratch out a zinc penny from under some poison Ivy, I heard a shout "What is that "? Here they came running down the hill. Well Well well Dancer where have you been? asked Sue one of their founders. "Hunting the Pandemic, starting early, quitting early. " 'Wheres Flo? 'She's running the bingo says Peg while looking up toward the clouds" Next, 3 dangerous young, curvey gals started asking questions. Hold on girls , how old are you kids? Well one of them stuck out her, er ( chin). Said they were all in their 50's. OK but better stand aways from the Fire a little, gals. Oh look he's swinging a single frec machine. And where's the screen? Gazing at the group I said. Got rid of it, couldn't believe my eyes anymore! So the one, May said her machine has 27 frec's and gets updates from the Cloud. Flo been talking to you? Huh? You been finding anything good? Yeah, today!
How about you girls gather for a picture and a pose. Isn't he a Treasure ? Yeah, right. See yins around girls.
 
Never dawned on me to put Old Spice on the the coil bolts....... hmmmmmm
 
Dancer, I think your story pretty much takes the cake. I had my wife read it and she spewed her water she was drinking!!
Absolutely hilarious!! You better keep one eye peeled on that bunch:ninja:
 
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