When people keep bashing your detector, you loose faith in your detector
When you loose faith in your detector, you buy a different brand of detector
When you buy another detector, your wife gets mad
When your wife gets mad, she kicks you out
When your wife kicks you out, you give up the hobby
Don't give up the hobby, keep your Tesoro
Keep the faith brothers and sisters
Get DETECTV
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When you loose faith in your detector, you buy a different brand of detector
When you buy another detector, your wife gets mad
When your wife gets mad, she kicks you out
When your wife kicks you out, you give up the hobby
Don't give up the hobby, keep your Tesoro
Keep the faith brothers and sisters
Get DETECTV
Call I 800 DETECTV