1. Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman...Neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
More to come.......
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman...Neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
More to come.......

and laughing again! Like them, especially the one about not arguing with a woman!
May God Bless! Amen!
Ma Betty