World's most frugal man .....

[Ed SW Fla]

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Cheapest Ex I Know
Submitted by: LadyCroibhriste
I happened to notice when I was visiting my ex-mother-in-law that it appeared my ex-husband was wearing some sort of dental thing in his mouth. I asked her about it and she said no ... it was Super Glue. His top teeth had so many pinhole cavities, chips and cracks that he kept "resurfacing" his top teeth until it built up. It looked like one of those teeth protectors that kids wear when they play football except it tobacco-brown. Reason no. 1758 why I'm not married to that man.

From Ed SW Fla:
I'm now remerchandising our super glue department and posting instructions on "Improving your smile with Super Glue".

 

[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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[Fred (S. Indiana)]

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[Ed SW Fla]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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[Ed SW Fla]

One of my part time employees used to be an engineer at a hospital "up north" and said every time some really funny or stupid injury came into ER, news of it spread like wildfire .... At that time, there was no super glue remover on the market and detachment usually meant tearing flesh or surgery.

..... like an index finger jammed firmly up one's nose .... super glued to the inside of the nostril ....

..... or the guy who had to be driven to the ER, he couldn't drive himself .... because the fingers of both hands were firmly super glued to .... well, er, ah ..... lets just say he should have washed his hands before going to the bathroom at work. How'd you like to explain that to your boss or co-workers?

.... fingers to lips

.... lips glued together

.... boyfriends fingers glued to girlfriends .... use your imagination here.

.... eyeglass frames glued to ears / noses / hands

.... remember the guy who got glued to a Home Depot toilet seat .... the seat had to be removed from the toilet and the guy placed on a gurney, seat still glued to his bottom .... wheeled right through the store into the ambulance.

 

[Dave~UT]

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