You know you are addicted to detecting

[7centsworth]

If you have ever detected in the snow and flagged the targets and dug them after the ground thawed.

If you have ever dressed like a state worker were people would not ask why you are detecting in their yard by the road.

If you have detected in your house.

If you have tan lines around your ears.

If you have dreams at night about detecting.

If you have ever wrecked a car looking at a yard you would like to detect.

If all your pants have holes in the knees.

If you buy a detector and a week later you want a different one.

Thought I would give us some laughs I have read a couple of those befrore , but I made most of them up. I will try to make up some more.

 

[steve in so la]

If you run into a post because you were looking at the ground for coins.

If your mate drives most of the time so you can eyeball for sites.

If you don't drink coffee in the morning so you wont have to stop detecting to find a rest room.

Steve in so az

 

[Goes4ever]

If you have tan lines around your ears.
don't have them around my ears, but I always wear gloves so my hands are bright white with tan arms!....lol

If you have dreams at night about detecting.
this happens to me all the time!

If you don't drink coffee in the morning so you wont have to stop detecting to find a rest room.
always do this too!!!!

 

[Mike from MI "Iron Brigade"]

if during a long winter your wife comes home from the dentist with a new gold filling, and you get out the detector just to swing it over her head to hear that beautiful BEEP!!!! True story!

 

[SeniorSeeker]

If you 'Bang Your Head' on the horizontal support bars of playground equipment in 'Tot-Lots'

 

[7centsworth]

I have ran into so many limbs detecting it is a wonder my head is still on.

 

[7centsworth]

If you have ever detected someones pockets .

If you have owned more than five detectors at once.

If you have more dirt in your pockets than lint.

 

[TURNMASTER]

I have dreams at night about detecting
I have run into a post because I was looking at the ground for coins.
I have more dirt in my pockets than lint.

Thats me

and I detected my daughter's friend's face to hear how her braces sounded

If your coworkers have forbiden you from talking treasure.

OK back to work now. (I think there is another one in this line)

HH
Jeff

 

[Anonymous]

Good ones and I was addicted to detecting, but haven't been for quite a while now, because of taking care of Cliff and our being ill.....my muscles and bones just don't co-operate with the rest of me lately! :sad: God Bless! Betty