I'm an old man with a new hobby.... I done lost my ever loving mind.
I always wondered what my mid-life crises would be. I see old f*****ts who should know better, driving around in new Corvettes and BMWs, with their fake hair plasterd tightly to their head bones and a Sexy Senior Citizen bumper sticker. Or the old guys on big Harleys wearing one and a half complete set of leathers. These folks all got what I call the "Old guy on a Harley motorcycle scowl". The look like Billy Bob Bad Boy. Come on guys smile, you can't get bug stains on your false teeth until you SMILE. Besides riding a Harley is FUN. I know, I sold my last one in 1974. Fun of course is relative.
I still drive diesel pick ups. Have since 1987.....The only difference is I'm an old man in a big pick up. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the side walk.
Last month was a GTI 2500. The new Infinium should be arriving today......Where is the best place to post my Sexy Senior Citizen bumper sticker on a Infinium?
I done got other coils for both. I'm gathering the other stuff like diggers, holders, scoopers......whatever. Checking out what works for me and what don't.
I need a stringy haired blonde to ride on the back of my Infinium.......One of the kids was trying to sign me up on e-Harmony. I said I don't need one that needs ironing. She said it's okay, I'm asking for two twenty year olds for you!!!!!!!!
I been sitting here watching for the big brown truck since 5:30 am.
MID LIFE CRISES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Musketeer
I always wondered what my mid-life crises would be. I see old f*****ts who should know better, driving around in new Corvettes and BMWs, with their fake hair plasterd tightly to their head bones and a Sexy Senior Citizen bumper sticker. Or the old guys on big Harleys wearing one and a half complete set of leathers. These folks all got what I call the "Old guy on a Harley motorcycle scowl". The look like Billy Bob Bad Boy. Come on guys smile, you can't get bug stains on your false teeth until you SMILE. Besides riding a Harley is FUN. I know, I sold my last one in 1974. Fun of course is relative.
I still drive diesel pick ups. Have since 1987.....The only difference is I'm an old man in a big pick up. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the side walk.
Last month was a GTI 2500. The new Infinium should be arriving today......Where is the best place to post my Sexy Senior Citizen bumper sticker on a Infinium?
I done got other coils for both. I'm gathering the other stuff like diggers, holders, scoopers......whatever. Checking out what works for me and what don't.
I need a stringy haired blonde to ride on the back of my Infinium.......One of the kids was trying to sign me up on e-Harmony. I said I don't need one that needs ironing. She said it's okay, I'm asking for two twenty year olds for you!!!!!!!!
I been sitting here watching for the big brown truck since 5:30 am.
MID LIFE CRISES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Musketeer