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Late night chuckle, i know Royal has gone to bed, so.....

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> MATING BULLS. . . .
>>
>> A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
>> stopped at was the breeding bulls.
>> They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
said,
>> "this bull mated 50 times last year."
> >The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He
mated 50
> >times last year."
> >They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
"This
> >bull mated 120 times last year."
> >The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice
>> a week! You could learn a lot from him."
> >They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
> >The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
> >said,
> >"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
one!"
> >The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
with
>>> the same cow!"
> >NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
stable
>>> and he should eventually make a full recovery.
 
<img src="/metal/html/biggrin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":D">
 
Two bulls, one young and one older, are on the top of a hill looking down at a herd of cows. The young one says "Howsabout we run on down there and make love to a couple of those cows?".. The older one replies " Howsabout we WALK down and make love to all of them?" <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)"> <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)">
all the best
M
 
finished grouting the base tiles for my stove surround. Never done this before, got all my info off the net!
The walls were not bad at all, beige tiles (thats a girl word for sorta tan <img src="/metal/html/grin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":grin"> )and darker tan for the grout.
Problem was that the base tiles are light blue/green, (they have a name for that too <img src="/metal/html/grin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":grin">) and i used a navy blue color grout which goes on looking black! The wall grout was not too noticeable as it was only slightly darker than the tiles.
Well as soon as i slopped some grout on and began, everything was black! I was afraid it would stain the tile which is textured and patterned <img src="/metal/html/shocked.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":shock"> so i was sponging desperately as i went, seems like i washed the sponge out a hundred times! It just seemed worse and when i finally finished sponging it looked fine <img src="/metal/html/grin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":grin"> though i was totally sore from being bent over for a couple hours! And i realised that porcelain tiles do not stain.
Its not hard to scare a neophyte! This morning it looks even better, and i got another lesson that they do not tell you about in the instructions <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
Next time i do something outside my experience i'm gonna ask Dan first or Royal, or even Lil Sis <img src="/metal/html/blush.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":redface">
Wayne
 
leave a couple Aspirin and some water by the bed?
When wifey says.....whats that for? I do not have a headache? You say.......
GOOD! <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol"> <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol"> <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
 
Louie, the guys that accused me of screwing him, put in some white marble sills with black mastic. That dang black mastic came up through the sills and he had to scrap them out.
You have done a great job
 
that grout color was supposed to be "navy blue" but came out lighter and seems a perfect match. Sure went on black tho! <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
 
Half the battle in completing just about any job is having the guts to jump in and do it!Looks to me like your have mastered this area of construction.Well done!
 
and you have no money <img src="/metal/html/grin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":grin">
 
gotten myself into was when I would do just like you. Kinda "hold my nose, shut my eyes and jump". Some times we learn from these experiences, sometimes we regret it! But at least we tried. I'm sure it will look great. You'll have to post a finished photo! <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)">
 
Didnt realize you had posted the photo! Looks great! and, uh.............what is a doilie??? <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
 
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