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> MATING BULLS. . . .
>>
>> A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
>> stopped at was the breeding bulls.
>> They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
said,
>> "this bull mated 50 times last year."
> >The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He
mated 50
> >times last year."
> >They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
"This
> >bull mated 120 times last year."
> >The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice
>> a week! You could learn a lot from him."
> >They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
> >The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
> >said,
> >"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
one!"
> >The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
with
>>> the same cow!"
> >NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
stable
>>> and he should eventually make a full recovery.
>>
>> A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
>> stopped at was the breeding bulls.
>> They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
said,
>> "this bull mated 50 times last year."
> >The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He
mated 50
> >times last year."
> >They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
"This
> >bull mated 120 times last year."
> >The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice
>> a week! You could learn a lot from him."
> >They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
> >The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
> >said,
> >"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
one!"
> >The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
with
>>> the same cow!"
> >NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
stable
>>> and he should eventually make a full recovery.