Art (NWOH)
New member
I just invented a new method of possum hunting.
I went to the back porch to look outside to check on the nasty weather that is supposed to be moving in.
What do I see but a possum right in front of the door step. With no weapons handy, about all I could hope for was to jump out the door real quick and give him a good kick before he could get away. This would cause him (hopefully) to play possum long enough for me to slam him on the concrete a few times.
Did not work out that way......
I whipped the storm door open real fast expecting him to take off. Did not happen. The bugger just stood there, so on a split second decision I took a mighty leap.........
Landed dead on the possum with both feet, then promptly fell on my butt. Memo to self...can't maintain balance when possum stomping. Particularly after so many beers.
Anyway.....
The possum played possum long enough for me to get back to my feet , grab him by the tail, and give a few mighty overhead swings with him into the concrete.
No humans were injured during the course of events, but can't say the same for the possum.
Anybody hungry???
HH
I went to the back porch to look outside to check on the nasty weather that is supposed to be moving in.
What do I see but a possum right in front of the door step. With no weapons handy, about all I could hope for was to jump out the door real quick and give him a good kick before he could get away. This would cause him (hopefully) to play possum long enough for me to slam him on the concrete a few times.
Did not work out that way......
I whipped the storm door open real fast expecting him to take off. Did not happen. The bugger just stood there, so on a split second decision I took a mighty leap.........
Landed dead on the possum with both feet, then promptly fell on my butt. Memo to self...can't maintain balance when possum stomping. Particularly after so many beers.
Anyway.....
The possum played possum long enough for me to get back to my feet , grab him by the tail, and give a few mighty overhead swings with him into the concrete.
No humans were injured during the course of events, but can't say the same for the possum.
Anybody hungry???
HH