Khouse,
I just wish I was able to run and jump. Diving thru a dog house would not be on my 10 foolish things to do list, however. The tarred and feathered scene is not my cup of coffee, either.
As a matter of fact, I have lost my list of 10 foolish things to do without getting beat up somewhere. Oh well, I'm not able to run and can't stand the thought of getting beat up, so I will just try and act my age.
I wish my family would watch this show and they would know without having to take it from me that I have more sense than I am given credit for. lol
You have to be wary of what you wish for, tho. It might not turn out the way you planned it. Case in point was made by our Pastor at church this morning.
Seems this fellow was driving thru the country on a dirt road about 30 mph and looked out the window and saw a chicken running beside his car. That's unusual he thought and speeded up to 40 mph and the chicken stayed right with him. He kept going until he was driving 100 mph and the chicken was side by side with his car. He slammed on braked to check this chicken out and the chicken took off across the field and he saw a farm and headed up the road to the farm. There was a man outside and he asked him: Did you see a chicken come across that field? Yes, I did he replied: I raise and breed chickens.
The man driving the car related his experience with the chicken and the farmed said; that's one of my chickens alright. My grandson likes drumsticks so I bred my chickens to have 4 legs. How do they taste asked the man and the farmer replied, I don't know. We've never been able to catch one.