different occasions.
I have a spot that was a livery/inn back in the 1700's, it has an old apple orchard on it.
I was workin 'round and twixt all the apple trees one afternoon and decided to take a rest under one.
I sat down and leaned aganst the tree and in a few minutes ( my hearing is real bad)
i heard a faint hummmmmmmmm sound.I looked over my shoulder and around the tree
to find myself face to face with one o' those nests about 2 foot off the ground.
I veeeeeery gingerly and slowly got up on my feet and RAN!!!!!! It was June.
Next instance was, my wife and i were swingin the very yard we live in now,
about 4 years ago we didn't live here then and the house was empty.
Anywho, i'm workin along the driveway when this car comes in at a high rate o' speed
slingin gravel and kickin up dust. This youngster, about 19-20 jumps out o' the car
all puffed up and says with his best stern voice full o' sarcasm, "can i help you?"
I calmly looked at him, looked at my DFX, looked around and then calmly said...
" ahhh, no, i know how to do this " .Man i thot his head was gonna explode

He started to go off on a tangent and i calmly interupted him and said....
( i'm 6-1, 220 ) " look son, calm down before i stuff you back in your car,
your mother knows we're here " ( she owned the place )
He whipped out his cell phone and after about 30 seconds got back in his car and slowly drove away
