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We should be seeing Sunny's creative talents bursting forth soon :D

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Royal

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You know I posted that story about Ghost Towns and Porcupine Turds a while back and I could tell that Sunny could not wait to get her hands on some nice fresh turds. In fact I think she made reference to it in her reply. Hillbilly girls are talented in making use of natural things for their pretties. I meantioned a Porcupine Turd Neckless and she seemed to get excited. Seemed like it to me anyway. Arkie John seemed to think she would be thrilled anyway. I had to assume that because he was laughing too much to give me a real accurate handle on her feelings about this kind of natural gift.

Well I went back to the turd pile, no easy feat by the way, as it is a mile back in the woods. I went back with a bag and fetched up the best of the pile for our little hillbilly buddy.

I packaged them up and sent them off to her, just knowing she would be thrilled. Hillbilly gals are like that. I had to be careful that she didn't get all mushy and all. Turned out she didn't. I am not really sure she appreciated all the effort and expence I went to to gather the turds, package them up, write out the neckless making instructions and all but I figure she knows what I can do with the rest of the pile. Don't seem real sanitary though and it could constipate a feller up real bad :surprised:

Anyway, now she has a chance to shine!! Maybe a Porcupine Turd Santa for her Christmas tree this year. Maybe a Porcupine Turd TREE!! :D:D:D:D:D I guess I am artistic my own self :D
 
i am sure i would have had several more wives if only i had not stuck with the old wore out "candy and flowers" routine:shrug: I stand in awe of the MASTER!:clapping::devil:
 
the single ones and Porkupine Turds to the married ones. :D
 
Better yet.....we'll just call him "Rusty"! :rofl:
 
Now maybe I could russle up a few skunk turds [at least from the skunks that the Jacks have not killed!!] and send them off. It would be a pretty nice matching gift from Canada and she could mount her brooch in a circlet of them :) :) :)

sunny skies

M
 
was the last time Scott supprised you with a turd of any kind? Maybe a possum or a snake or something like that.

Takes a special kind of feller to think up an original gift like that, even if you have to do all the making and such..:D:D:D:D::D
 
I can not have any chocolate chip cookies so do not send any down this way. :rofl: Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas) :)
 
or any cookies with dark chocolate looking chips in them! :rofl: Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas) :)
 
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