Turn the plate over Blue! The instructions are on the underside! 
Open your eyes Blue! You're missing a good game!
What do you mean he's out?!?!
Yep, for 21 years I was a baseball umpire. I worked Little League, Texas Teenage, Gold Gloves, Babe Ruth, Select Ball and Texas High School. I was fortunate enough that my baseball umpiring career afforded me the opportunity to umpire from Texas to Mississippi to Oklahoma and Arkansas. I officiated more than 30 Texas High School playoff games and was umpire in chief for around 7 or 8 East Texas State Babe Ruth tournaments. I had a blast......even with the cat calls from the stands in my early days of umpiring.
So in 2012, for Halloween, I dressed up as "The Umpire From Hell!"
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Open your eyes Blue! You're missing a good game!
What do you mean he's out?!?!

Yep, for 21 years I was a baseball umpire. I worked Little League, Texas Teenage, Gold Gloves, Babe Ruth, Select Ball and Texas High School. I was fortunate enough that my baseball umpiring career afforded me the opportunity to umpire from Texas to Mississippi to Oklahoma and Arkansas. I officiated more than 30 Texas High School playoff games and was umpire in chief for around 7 or 8 East Texas State Babe Ruth tournaments. I had a blast......even with the cat calls from the stands in my early days of umpiring.
So in 2012, for Halloween, I dressed up as "The Umpire From Hell!"
