you know you're addicted when...

[GoVidGo]

anyone have any to keep this going for fun?......


you know you're addicted to metal detecting... when your boss tells you about 'sensitivity training' and you reply 'it's already full bars'.

you know you're addicted to metal detecting... when you hit the slots at the casino and the 'ding ding ding' has you yelling 'silver!'

you know you're addicted to metal detecting... when the bank teller asks 'how you want your change?' and you answer 'clad please'.

you know you're addicted to metal detecting... when you pull out your ProPointer looking for your lost car keys in the house.

you know you're addicted to metal detecting... when for you look for a 'headphones jack' on your weed-whacker.

you know you're addicted to metal detecting... when your silverware consists of a fork, a spoon, and a Lesche digger.

you know you're addicted to metal detecting... when you try and ground balance your dog's leash before a walk.

you know you're addicted to metal detecting... when you try and 'notch' out any TV channel below 40 because you think it's iron.

you know you're addicted to metal detecting... when you put a coil cover on your dinner plate.

 

[mudpuppy]

Your bald head get a headphone tan line!

Nailing a fat indian is something you boast about!

Your fingernails look like you're a diesel mechanic!

You look at people wearing jewelry like a vulture!

 

[7centsworth]

When you wear state worker uniforms and carry a laser on a tripod just so you can metal detect someones yard and they think you are just surveying the right of way.

 

[jim tn]

You know you're addicted when taking a drive and your wife says, "hey, look at the buffalo herd over there" and you reply, " any dates on any of them?" HH jim tn

 

[Sailorman]

When you and your hunting buddy are just driving down the road and the sight of an old shack in a farm field just about puts you in the ditch as you both try to figure out how to get in there.

 

[Elton]

you know your addicted when you read every Classified ad for detectors, and accessories, and you have just about everything that is listed... Or you have tried listed items two or three times in the recent past...............

 

[Steve O]

You know you're addicted when people call you a ' one trick pony ' because all you talk about is detecting.

You know you're addicted when you only use your computer to read M.D. forums.

You know you're addicted when your chores pile up with no chance in hell you'll ever get caught up.

You know you're addicted when you know all about the old stone houses within a ten mile radius.

 

[BH_Landstar_]

LOL ..... ermm ....

You know when your addicted just by looking at all the finds you have made in the last 6 - 8 months.

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[mascard1]

When your girlfriend...knows all the words you say!

 

[Dude]

You know you're addicted when: You start missing work just to go Detecting.

You know you're addicted when: You think people that pull off their pull tabs and throw them on the ground should been fined or thrown in jail.

 

[dirt doctor]

......you capture and release Gophers after giving them steroids .

 

[Pastor bob]

Kellyco knows you by voice

 

[Sailorman]

Kellyco knows you by voice

Ouch! Mean culpa. It's worse when you have a personal sales rep......

 

[GoVidGo]

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[GoVidGo]

you know your addicted.... when you have a 55 gallon drum of garbage metal you found detecting that year....

 

[Steve O]

You know your addicted when you drive by a old property and say out loud "bleep bleep".

You know your addicted when someone wants you to join them on a trip and they say "you can detect there if you want".

You know your addicted when you overhear your kids say to their friends "whatever you do, don't ask my dad about metal detecting.

 

[Dodqe]

Me, me, and me... made me guffaw... Wifey looked at me funny.

...when you spend your lunch break swinging rather than eating... because it's more important.

 

[steve in so la]

have your wife drive so you can eyeball sites ! Steve in so az

 

[Nock]

you have dug a hundred pulltabs!!

 

[billohio6248]

................you go out and by a jacket that says DEA or FBI on the back