Arkie John
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I have been threatening to write this story for about three or four weeks. So, now, here it goes.
Some of you old heads on this forum know that Linda, Tom and I grew up in a quaint little hamlet in Saline County Arkansas. It had a population of about 10,000, countin' horses, chickens and cows. So, as you may imagine, there was not a lot for a boy to do--especially when money did NOT grow on trees. The setting: Benton, Arkansas. The time: about 1959.
Now in the big city of Benton, there was THE picture show, THE drive-in theatre, THE swimmin' pool, THE Dairy Queen...you get it. Momma had a washin' machine one time but I dorked around and got my arm caught in that ringer thingy--all the way up to my elbow. Momma did a world-record 40 yard dash (in her flip-flops no doubt) from the clothes line to the washin' machine, when she heard me bellerin' and squallin'. (I was about six when THAT happened)
Well, the washin' machine eventually gave out and havin' no choice, she had to return, once again to the Laundramat over at the corner of North Street and Lillian.
Once a week, here she'd go with a few baskets full of clothes and us kids in tow. I don't know how she did it year in and year out, but she did, never once to complain. She would get provoked at me for readin' all the nasty messages on the bathroom wall though. How did she know?) I had to repent of that quick, one time or she threatened to tell daddy when he got home. I didn't wanna go there, to be sure.
Actually goin to the laundramat was a fun thing for us. We got to meet new kids and go someplace different. We just made the simplest things fun. The building had a flat roof and it was cut into a clay bank somewhat. So, during the washing cycles, I would get on top of the building and meddle around. That was good for a time. Then it came to me--ALL AT ONCE.
When back in the laundramat, I wandered over to some of the unused machines and peered between them. Looking deep down to the floor...if only I could just scoot that machine a little. Ummmmmmph! Opps! Ahhh. Something glittered down there. That place hadn't seen daylight in YEARS. Son, it was real sho-nuff money!! When momma wasn't lookin' I uprooted that machine and then another and another and found a pocket full of change and a basket full of lint. (I separated it) Then, I showed it to momma and she just looked around carefully and laughed out loud. Daddy was proud of me. He told me at the dinner table that first time I cashed in.
Well, that was NOT the end of it. I looked forward to wash day, SON! I got to where I could unscrew the big screw on top of the agitator and it actually came OFF. Under many of them was a BUNCH of change ranging from pennies, nickles and dimes to occasional quarters!!! I was rich--RICH.
One time, for some reason (I'll bet it was Saturday) one wash day, daddy came along or either came to the washateria as we were all doin' our thang. I showed daddy what I was doing, but there were a few of the machines that were contrary. I never could put enough mustard on 'em to get the agitators off the machines, not ever. Now, daddy was of average frame, but muscled up well above average and wirey-strong because he was a carpenter. So I asked, "Daddy, would you come over here and unscrew these machines? I know you can do it." Momma just rolled her eyes. Daddy took to it BIG TIME. THe first one or two were good. Baby I cashed in.
Linda was over there pouting by momma by now as I was tryin' to make my fortune. Then, things started to where I couldn't control them anymore. Tommy was still a baby and he didn't have a clue and didn't care what was agoin' on, but Linda (sigh) oh, she was all pitiful and and teared up and daddy's heart melted on the spot, above my earnest protests. "Now, son, you've done real well here, don't you think you ought to share with your little sister? Hmmmmmm?" This was MY business venture, I thought. I was irked and he knew it. Hells bells, I was almost to the point to where I could go to Sterling's and buy that Roy Rogers gun and holster set I'd been covetin'. But Nooooooo no no no no. Here SHE comes,
with daddy wrapped around her little chislin' finger. "This one will be Sissy's," he said.
If I'm a-lyin, I'm a-dyin. He put his vice grip on that puppy and half a horde from Benton State Bank was under that mother wong!
I set up to screamin and hollerin and Linda was just beaming and shreaking. Daddy and momma were having fun too, watchin' us little heathens. THen it HIT me. THere wasn't NONE of it mine. I walked around all stiff legged, doin' a little poutin' of my own, all swelled up like a poisoned pup. Daddy came over and counselled me for a time before I realized that I was gettin' NOWHERE. So, I accepted it as it was. I liked bein' selfish!
Nevertheless, Linda and I were rich, relatively speaking. Daddy taught me a lesson that day and so did Linda! I'd get the little weasle back--and HOW, but it would be another day. THe best I remember, we went to the Dairy Queen for one of those few and far between coke-floats. I can't remember who got what, but I was hoping Linda would have to buy. I imagine, as always was the case, daddy provided and they both smiled.
What a time I had; LOADIN' UP AT THE LAUNDRAMAT.
Don't tell anyone, but while I was in Georgia last month. I found my little ole' self in a laundramat . . .alone. . .at 10:30pm, washing clothes. Well, ole habits dyin' hard.....uhh...
You just don't know now,....DO YOU?????
Thanks for comin' along as I LOADED UP AT THE LAUNDRAMAT! Bless our souls it was FUN growin' up in Benton. <><
Arkie John
Some of you old heads on this forum know that Linda, Tom and I grew up in a quaint little hamlet in Saline County Arkansas. It had a population of about 10,000, countin' horses, chickens and cows. So, as you may imagine, there was not a lot for a boy to do--especially when money did NOT grow on trees. The setting: Benton, Arkansas. The time: about 1959.
Now in the big city of Benton, there was THE picture show, THE drive-in theatre, THE swimmin' pool, THE Dairy Queen...you get it. Momma had a washin' machine one time but I dorked around and got my arm caught in that ringer thingy--all the way up to my elbow. Momma did a world-record 40 yard dash (in her flip-flops no doubt) from the clothes line to the washin' machine, when she heard me bellerin' and squallin'. (I was about six when THAT happened)
Well, the washin' machine eventually gave out and havin' no choice, she had to return, once again to the Laundramat over at the corner of North Street and Lillian.
Once a week, here she'd go with a few baskets full of clothes and us kids in tow. I don't know how she did it year in and year out, but she did, never once to complain. She would get provoked at me for readin' all the nasty messages on the bathroom wall though. How did she know?) I had to repent of that quick, one time or she threatened to tell daddy when he got home. I didn't wanna go there, to be sure.
Actually goin to the laundramat was a fun thing for us. We got to meet new kids and go someplace different. We just made the simplest things fun. The building had a flat roof and it was cut into a clay bank somewhat. So, during the washing cycles, I would get on top of the building and meddle around. That was good for a time. Then it came to me--ALL AT ONCE.
When back in the laundramat, I wandered over to some of the unused machines and peered between them. Looking deep down to the floor...if only I could just scoot that machine a little. Ummmmmmph! Opps! Ahhh. Something glittered down there. That place hadn't seen daylight in YEARS. Son, it was real sho-nuff money!! When momma wasn't lookin' I uprooted that machine and then another and another and found a pocket full of change and a basket full of lint. (I separated it) Then, I showed it to momma and she just looked around carefully and laughed out loud. Daddy was proud of me. He told me at the dinner table that first time I cashed in.
Well, that was NOT the end of it. I looked forward to wash day, SON! I got to where I could unscrew the big screw on top of the agitator and it actually came OFF. Under many of them was a BUNCH of change ranging from pennies, nickles and dimes to occasional quarters!!! I was rich--RICH.
One time, for some reason (I'll bet it was Saturday) one wash day, daddy came along or either came to the washateria as we were all doin' our thang. I showed daddy what I was doing, but there were a few of the machines that were contrary. I never could put enough mustard on 'em to get the agitators off the machines, not ever. Now, daddy was of average frame, but muscled up well above average and wirey-strong because he was a carpenter. So I asked, "Daddy, would you come over here and unscrew these machines? I know you can do it." Momma just rolled her eyes. Daddy took to it BIG TIME. THe first one or two were good. Baby I cashed in.
Linda was over there pouting by momma by now as I was tryin' to make my fortune. Then, things started to where I couldn't control them anymore. Tommy was still a baby and he didn't have a clue and didn't care what was agoin' on, but Linda (sigh) oh, she was all pitiful and and teared up and daddy's heart melted on the spot, above my earnest protests. "Now, son, you've done real well here, don't you think you ought to share with your little sister? Hmmmmmm?" This was MY business venture, I thought. I was irked and he knew it. Hells bells, I was almost to the point to where I could go to Sterling's and buy that Roy Rogers gun and holster set I'd been covetin'. But Nooooooo no no no no. Here SHE comes,

If I'm a-lyin, I'm a-dyin. He put his vice grip on that puppy and half a horde from Benton State Bank was under that mother wong!

Nevertheless, Linda and I were rich, relatively speaking. Daddy taught me a lesson that day and so did Linda! I'd get the little weasle back--and HOW, but it would be another day. THe best I remember, we went to the Dairy Queen for one of those few and far between coke-floats. I can't remember who got what, but I was hoping Linda would have to buy. I imagine, as always was the case, daddy provided and they both smiled.
What a time I had; LOADIN' UP AT THE LAUNDRAMAT.
Don't tell anyone, but while I was in Georgia last month. I found my little ole' self in a laundramat . . .alone. . .at 10:30pm, washing clothes. Well, ole habits dyin' hard.....uhh...
You just don't know now,....DO YOU?????

Thanks for comin' along as I LOADED UP AT THE LAUNDRAMAT! Bless our souls it was FUN growin' up in Benton. <><
Arkie John