Kelley (Texas)
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Wayne was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry and started to give him the business
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Wayne has been missing since Monday.
really angry and started to give him the business
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Wayne has been missing since Monday.
