Well a couple weeks ago I was having computer problems. I decided to do a format and reinstall. I have been hearing good things about the new operation system, Windows 7 so I had preordered a copy. Since I was going from XP to Windows 7 it was going to do a format, erase everything and load Windows 7.
I did the precheck thing and Microsoft scanned my old computer and told me that everything was fine. Great!
The new disc came and I backed up everything on my external drives. All set! I loaded the disc and let it do its thing. When it was loaded it looked great and I went on line. I could not get on line. I went into the doc and it said help was available on line. I could not get on line. I dug out a phone number for Microsoft tech and dialed them up. I gotta admit they were right there to help. In fact I went through 8 different people before I could get one that could help me. They were Indians and I had to try to understand them trying to help me with a tech problem. Jabber talk-them-huh-me-jabber talk-them-huh me

that is the way it went. One lady hung up on me when I told her she was stupid but they all seem to do that.

I had one guy that jabber talked and he had a bad connection. I finally hung up on him.
The last guy I got was good and helpful. We figured out that it was my Intel Driver that was the problem and Intel was not going to upgrade it for my computer. I could use it if I would just go into the device manager EVERY time I shut down my machine and deleted the driver. Then when it restarted windows 7 would see it had no driver and install a generic one that would work, until the next reboot. Pain in the buttox I will tell you.
well I was having other problems with it too, this would not work right and that would not work right etc. No sound etc.
I went to bed and at 3:15 am my cat decided it was time to play and jumped on my sleeping head, all claws. Well it woke me up. I threw the little black bastud across the room and turned over. Now I dun it. I could not sleep because he thinks getting thrown across the room in the dark is fun and was back at me for more. I got up and locked him out of the room and went back to bed.
Now I was awake and my mind went to the friggin computer. I kept studying on it and getting more pissed as I thought.
I got up and put on my duds. I grabbed my keys and headed 20 miles to Walmart! I was tired of this crap. I was gonna buy a bran new computer with windows 7 on it and be done with it! I was fed up and headed out.
I got to walmart and looked at the computers. They had few and were in boxes so I grabbed one that looked good,there was the windows 7 logo and I headed for the cashier. I gave him my credit card and he slid it through. Rejected! Pissed me off. I carry no balance and have a 25k limit!!! I asked to use their phone and called Visa. The guy asked me if I was traveling and I said no. Then it dawned on me. My billing address is Waterford Mi, I have not changed it and I live in Roscommon. Here I was buying a thousand dollar computer at 4am in the morning at Walmart. It put up a flag and they blocked it. I gave them the last four numbers of my SS number and they cleared it. Well I was glad they watch but it pissed me off at the time.
I went home and set the thing up. It set up smoothly but when I started it I saw Vista! What the hell is this with Vista? I look at the bloody box and the Windows 7 logo and saw it was just saying that there would be a free upgrade to Windows 7. Crap!

Now I was gonna have to set it up again.
I tried to register it with Dell but they said it was out of warranty. OUT OF WARENTEE?? I just bought the dang thing three hours ago. I called Dell and got the dame yabbydabby that helped me for Microsoft, at least it sounded like him. I told him my problem and he assured me that he would take care of everything. Yeah, right.It took a week to get the title transferred from Walmart to me but I did it. Then it was time to request my copy of Windows 7. While waiting I had already installed the copy I had tried to install on the XP machine on the new one and figured when I get the disc from Dell I would put it on my laptop.

Clever feller I are!! Well I went to the web page and punched in my numbers and got the message that they had no computer with those numbers in their records! WTF!!! I lost it and called again and again some yabbydabby hung up on my old self!
They called me the next day and we ironed out the problems and the Windows 7 is on the way and I have windows 7 on my machine and love it. The only problem is, My printer will not work with Windows 7. Crap! I went on line and bought a new Lexmark wireless printer scanner fax. I hooked it up but have not figured out how to hook it up wirelessly. Oh well.
Now I have three computers here, one for me, one for Mary and one for the heck of it and I needed to network them. Back to getting pissed. I had to buy a wireless dongle for my old computer because I did not want to run a wire to it from my wireless router so I did that. Now what. Two machines have XP and one Windows 7. I messed with it and messed with it. I googled the problem and got some ideas and tried them. No good. I kept messing with it and finally got the network working, I think, so far

I tried to print from all three machines and the printer would not work with the two XP machines.
I started going through all the settings, like I know what the hell I am doing, Right? and finally got the printer working from all of them but not wirelessly, I am still plugged into the main machine with a USB cable. I am suppose to be able to put the printer in a closet and all will print to it. Well that will be a project for tomorrow I guess. I am a bit tense but Crown Royal is helping
I have also gotten the garage finished and much of the inside set up. I put up some insulation yesterday and have all the yard work finished. I got all the big rocks from the neighbor and home. Busted my arse for three days on that one but goterdone.
Oh yeah, I went out and got half drunk the other night and thought about my bloody computer

It helped.
Some times it just helps to get away from those things and give the old brain a chance to chew a while on the problem.
That is some of what I do on a bad day. Problem is, the last few days have been absolutely beautiful up here in the north woods.